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December 22, 2009 at 10:38 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Tags: jack russel, puppy, poop, live television, embarrasment

So why is it people always laugh when I try to do my business? I feel so over-exposed crouching down for everyone to see, nowhere to hide – not like the humans who have their “toilet”. But still….I`m not as exposed as this poor litle fellow. Ouch!!

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Clean up people!

so here`s some tips for Mom!

December 16, 2009 at 2:12 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Tags: how not to train a jack russel, hub, jack russel terrier, tips

http://hubpages.com/hub/How-NOT-to-Train-a-Jack-Russell-Terrier

Of course I have absolutely no idea what they´re talking about…

How to dodge a bullet! (or not)

December 13, 2009 at 3:42 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Tags: anal glands, chocolate, jack russel terrier, meet and greet, poisoning, revenge, sweet, veterinarian

Ok – I dodged the bullet! I didn`t get really sick from that “chocolate” I ate on Wednesday…In fact I played M for a fool.

I just pretended to be really really sick – shaking and not eating (even treats) and not wanting to go for a walk. I actually laid down in the middle of an intersection `cause I didn`t want to walk any further. So M did what every responsible mother would do – she took me to the doc. But of course – as soon as I walked through those doors there was just too many dogs I wanted to meet and greet, so I forgot all about “being sick” and started jumping up and down.

Then I had to lay still for almost 1,5 hours while M read this book she`s all enthranced in these days – and when we finally came in to see the doctor what did they do????

M made the doc stick a finger up my behind and squeeze my anal glands …Oh my god! it was NOT comfortable, and frankly I felt a bit violated, but M laughed all the way home, saying “revence is sweet”.

We`ll see about that! Revenge can indeed be sweet and I can be both sneaking and hidden biding my time…HAH!

Danger!

December 10, 2009 at 6:26 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Tags: american bulldog, bored, chocolate, dhiarrea, english bulldog, english staffordshire terrier, jack russel terrier, mischiveous, playdate, poison

Sooo…what did I do today?

First I stole Mom`s dancing shoes again (yum!) That`s a good start – right?

Then I ran away during the morning walk…and had to spend the rest of the day in a leash. GAH!

And then – after hours of sleep I had a nice walk/playdate in the park with some of the loveliest ladies I`ve ever met (1 english staffordshire terrier, 1 english bulldog and 1 american bulldog) + my buddie Bajas.

I still felt a bit bored and mischiveous though, so I waited for M to hop in the shower, jumped on the dining table and stole the last third of her so called “70% cocoa chocolate bar”. I ate it all…”chocolate” – yum yum.

But for some reason M just freaked out when she saw me with the chocolate wrapping..she started typing franticly on her Mac and calling these people called “veterinarians” talking to them all serious and concerned sounding.

Turns out I could actually die from that wonderful “chocolate”…who knew?? And apparently higher concentration of cocoa
is more toxic for me. So now I`m stuck at home for the rest of the day being closely watched over by M and not getting dinner or anything to eat until she knows if I ate enough of the “chocolate” to be sick or not.

CRAP!

You stupid women!

December 10, 2009 at 2:22 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Tags: Alfie, bichon havanaese, christmas tree, handywoman, jack russel, saw, stupid, women being handy

Bajas and Myself laughed our tails off! watching these ladies trying to be handy…So listen very carefully, I shall say this only once: That is not the way to do it!

It`s all a tad bit woolly…

December 7, 2009 at 9:22 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Tags: feet, hugging, jack russel, knitting, love, plotting, revenge, sheep, shoes, smelly, sneaking, socks, wool

I love love love wool (hence the hugging above) …I don`t know why though!?! Maybe it`s because it smells of those weird white fluffy creatures I tried to chase after this summer before the humans stopped me? Maybe it`s because the humans use wool on the things they call “feet”? “feet” smells AMAZING! Sometimes I just go get one of those leathery things called “shoes” too while the humans are sleeping and bury my nose in them. God – that smell is soooo good. I have no idea why the humans react with such disgust when they catch me in the act of sniffing “the shoes”…it`s my guilty pleasure

The other thing I really love are “socks”…”socks” are connected closely to “feet” and are amazing! I wonder who thought of “socks” first…but boy! would I ever like to thank that person! It`s especially rewarding to pay extra attention to where “the socks” are being put down in the evening and then steal them and take them with me under the bed or the dining table where the humans have a hard time getting to me. I could spend hours in there just sniffing and tearing up “the socks”, but I never get to keep them. It`s so unfair!!!!

… It`s every woollen thing really.I never get to keep any of them.. Like these so called “mittens” M`s friend made the mistake of putting down on the ground one fine day. Did I get to keep them? No! M had to come take them away from me and ruin the fun..HRMPFH!

However…I have been plotting my revenge lately! (but shhhhhh! don`t tell M!!) She`s started knitting again and I have my eyes set on this hat she`s working on. It`s made of fine wool and looks yummy, won`t you say? I am being smart about it though…this time I`ll sneak up on it and then run run run for the hills! HAH!!!Eyes on the price people!!!

To be continued…….

Happy days!

November 29, 2009 at 8:49 pm | In Uncategorized | 2 Comments
Tags: days like these, friends, fun, happy days, jack russel, Lulu, running, Sprocket, swimming, the cat empire

I have a pretty amazing life, and I share it with my friends…Here`s some happy days!

Fun Fun Fun!

November 22, 2009 at 10:14 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
Tags: ball, French Bulldog, fun, jack russel, search, star, weekend

Hey y`all!

This weekend have been fun! M is finally done with being sick and can once again devote her attention to me – as it shold be!
So here`s some of the fun stuff we`ve been up to:

Searching for the ball…fun fun fun!!!